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Unstable Unicorns: NSFW Edition (2nd Edition) – Base Game

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Unstable Unicorns: NSFW Edition (2nd Edition) – Base GameBuild a Unicorn Army. Betray your friends. Unicorns don't judge. The Unstable Unicorns: NSFW Edition is the adult themed, standalone base game that takes the award winning strategic gameplay of the original and adds a delightfully "horny" and disgusting twist. This 2nd Edition features updated card text for better balance and streamlined mechanics, making it the definitive version of the game for your next "not safe for work" game night. Unlike the

Build a Unicorn Army. Betray your friends. Unicorns don't judge.

The Unstable Unicorns: NSFW Edition is the adult-themed, standalone base game that takes the award-winning strategic gameplay of the original and adds a delightfully "horny" and disgusting twist. This 2nd Edition features updated card text for better balance and streamlined mechanics, making it the definitive version of the game for your next "not safe for work" game night.

Unlike the small expansion packs, this is a complete standalone base game—everything you need to play is included in the box.

Gameplay Overview

The goal is simple: be the first person to collect 7 Unicorns in your "Stable." You’ll start with a Baby Unicorn, then spend your turns playing Upgrade cards to protect your army, Downgrade cards to cripple your opponents, and Magical Unicorns with game-changing abilities. Just watch out for the dreaded "Neigh!" cards that can cancel your moves instantly.

Product Highlights

  • Fully Standalone: This is the expanded base game with 135 cards. It is not an expansion pack; it contains a full deck ready for 2–8 players.

  • 2nd Edition Updates: Includes revised rules and card text to ensure smoother gameplay and more competitive strategies.

  • Mature Content: Packed with sexual humor, inappropriate jokes, and "delightfully disgusting" artwork. It also includes optional drinking and stripping rules for those looking to raise the stakes.

  • Highly Portable: Housed in a sturdy, magnetic-closure box that’s easy to bring to parties or trips.

  • Award-Winning Roots: Based on the game that won the 2019 People’s Choice Award for Toy of the Year.

     

Specifications

  • Players: 2–8

  • Ages: 21+ (Adults Only)

  • Play Time: 30–60 Minutes

  • Format: Standalone Base Game (No other sets required)
  • Condition: Brand New / Factory Sealed

See pictures for product  condition. All products are shipped Mon, Wed, and Fri from Retro Madness in Texas. Our staff are available during business hours to answer questions, send photos, or help find the perfect collectible item. Please call us at our Bedford location for more details!

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★★★★★ 5
Luxurious Feel, Durable Build… but Full Rotation Privileges Have Been Revoked 💙🦴 🐾
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🐾 Hi, I’m PVD; toy curator, plush critic & occasional chew sommelier. This armadillo arrived beautifully packaged and immediately met my standards for texture, squeak clarity and cuddle factor. I originally gave it 5 stars for quality; and still do! But today I’m updating the review to reflect my current toy lifestyle rotation. 😌 What impressed me from day one: ✔️ High-end plush feel; soft enough to nap on, tough enough for energetic zoom bites and great relief from teething ✔️ Strong stitching; survived multiple “stress tests” (I chewed with intention) ✔️ HQ squeaker; not tinny or annoying, more of a honk ✔️ 6in is perfect size for small breeds; easy to carry during dramatic hallway walks Why it now gets 4 stars from a seasoned toy collector: ✘ As my luxury toy collection expanded, this one gets grabbed less often ✘ Simple design; I now favor more interactive or complex textures ✘ Still “keep-worthy,” just no longer VIP spot on the chaise lounge Best For: • Pups who enjoy soft comfort toys or emotional support snuggles • Light to moderate chewers • Dogs who like to carry their plushes around proudly • Ideal as a teething toy or thoughtful gift 🚫 Not ideal for: power chewers or highly stimulation-driven pups (like me now; my taste evolved) 📝 Final Re-Barks: Still recommend for pups who love cuddly squeaky companions. Great starter plush and great quality; just know that ultra-picky toy enthusiasts may rotate it out once newer models (or squeakier friends) arrive. — PVD (Plush Aficionado, Toy Rotation Director & High-Maintenance Household Icon) 🐶💁🏻‍♂️✨
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Sarah
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★★★★★ 4
Well Constructed Toy But Short-Life Squeaker
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Super cute and durable toy. Makes a "grunting" noise that my dog loves. However rating a little lower because my dog has only been playing with it (gently) for a couple weeks and the grunting noise is starting to die. But she does really like this toy regardless!
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Scoobie Doo
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute and soft dog toy!
Color: Gray, Size: 8 IN
This very cute armadillo dog toy is nice and soft for our Golden Retriever to carry around in his mouth. He eventually likes to pull off the legs, ears, or anything else extending from the body of the toy and so far he hasn’t been able to do so with this one. Not saying that it’s not possible, so as with any toy, you should monitor your dog playing with it as we definitely have to. He also likes to continually make his toys squeak and this toy’s squeaker works very well!
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★★★★★ 5
Great Toy for tiny to giant pups
Color: Gray, Size: 8 IN
Cute Amarillo. My teacup Yorkie uses it as a pillow or chases and attacks it. Well stretched does not easily fall apart. Good value for the money. Suitable for all sized dogs.
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James Brummett
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 4
Fun dog toy, but not for heavy chewers
Color: Pink, Size: 14 IN
The armadillo is cute. My pittie, Sasha, was very excited to see it. She just had TPLO surgery on her left knee (she tore her ACL just before the 4th of July), and I wanted to get her something she could play with while she convalesces, that isn't a ball—she really likes to run and jump and chase the ball, but with her knee out of commission, I didn't want her to get depressed being trapped in her crate while she heals—with this toy, she was able to keep playing and not over excert herself and get more hurt. It quickly became her favorite toy; she chews it relentlessly and gets made when I take it from her (see below). It makes a funky squeak that's not a high-pitched squeak, like I thought it would be; it's more a low-pitched, lowing sound like a baby calf. One thing I would like to point out to other purchasers about what the description says: "Durable and Long Lasting - Made from premium soft materials, our cute plush dog toys can withstand rough play for indoor or outdoor and last for years to come. The textured surface also helps massage and soothe your dog's gums during playtime" This is a little misleading. It's a good texture and Sasha loved to play with it, but it wasn't very durable. It might be when compared to other chew toys, but not for my baby. She tore the nose off within 20 minutes of getting it. The next morning, she ripped off an ear, and I had to pull the stuffing out of the face so she wouldn't eat it while chewing away. She doesn't seem to mind, but I sure wish it had held up a little more. All-in-all, this was a good toy for a few days.
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