Alferd Packer - Lake City Local Christmas ornament

Alferd Packer - Lake City Local Christmas ornamentAlferd Packer Eat (like) a Local We All Do Ornaments (Style A & B) Bring a little Lake City legend to your tree, the kind that makes locals grin and tourists do a double take. These custom laser engraved ornaments feature Colorados most infamous backcountry chef, Alferd Packer, immortalized in two styles: A: Bow Top Ornament A festive twist on a very unfestive historical figure. Perfect for the local who loves a good inside joke with their holiday

Alferd Packer “Eat (like) a Local — We All Do” Ornaments (Style A & B)

Bring a little Lake City legend to your tree, the kind that makes locals grin and tourists do a double-take.

These custom laser-engraved ornaments feature Colorado’s most infamous backcountry “chef,” Alferd Packer, immortalized in two styles:

A: Bow Top Ornament

A festive twist on a very unfestive historical figure. Perfect for the local who loves a good inside joke with their holiday cheer.

B: Classic Round Ornament

Clean, bold, and ready to hang. Same dark humor, slightly less “cute” — ideal for those who prefer their decorations with a straight face and a questionable past.

Each ornament is engraved on 1/8" painted acrylic that'll last a lot longer than Packer’s… companions.

Lake City doesn’t just embrace its history — it laughs with it. These ornaments are a tongue-in-cheek nod to the wildest story ever to come out of Hinsdale County, and honestly? They look good on a tree and earn a double take. 

Perfect for:

• Lake City locals

• History buffs with a sense of humor

• Anyone who’s ever joked about “the Alferd Packer diet plan”

• Gifting to friends who think your mountain town is quiet and normal (ha.)

Deck your halls the Lake City way — with a little sparkle and a little cannibal folklore.