Fuck I'm old topper
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Fuck I'm old topper

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Fuck I'm old topperFuck i'm old Personalised cake topper for Milestone birthdays This is the perfect topper for the potty mouth celebrating a milestone birthday. Forty 40,Fifty 50 or Sixty 60. About our toppers A perfect way to add a unique touch to your special occasion. Our cake toppers are available in a range of colours and finishes and are designed and made by us in the Macedon Ranges (just outside of Melbourne). Our cake toppers are dispatched within 3 working

Fuck i'm old- Personalised cake topper for Milestone birthdays

This is the perfect topper for the potty mouth celebrating a milestone birthday. Forty 40,Fifty 50 or Sixty 60.

About our toppers

A perfect way to add a unique touch to your special occasion.

Our cake toppers are available in a range of colours and finishes and are designed and made by us in the Macedon Ranges (just outside of Melbourne).

Our cake toppers are dispatched within 3 working days from your order being received. We quite often dispatch earlier than this, and if you need a topper urgently please let us know.

Our cake toppers size is based on its width, so all our cake toppers are approx. 16cm wide. 

Cake topper Measurements

  •  Approx. 16cm wide x 25cm high
  •  Stems are extra long but vary with topper design. Approx 12cm (at no extra charge)

Important information

While we take the upmost care with your cake toppers, as these are very fragile, there can be instances where they arrive damaged, If this happens please let us know by emailing our store with a photo of the damage within 2 business days of the item being received and we will send a replacement off to you upon receiving a photo of the damage.

  • Colours will vary from computer screen or device
  • Wood is a natural product and will vary in colour & grain, this is not a fault but part of it's beauty.
  • Handle toppers with care, as some designs can be delicate
  • Intended for unique use -Not intended as a toy and unsuitable for children under 3.
  • Text layout is chosen by us to ensure topper is sturdy.
  • We do not send proofs but can if you you request one. Please be aware this will slow down your turn around.

Our items are all made to suit the wording you leave when checking out, so please ensure that you enter all wording to be used on the topper, as this is cut and paste into our software, so the way you enter it, is the way it will be pasted in. For example if you enter sophie is 1, it will be cut as sophie is 1, if you wanted it to appear as Sophie is one, you will need to enter it that way. 

The personalisation tool is designed to demonstrate how your wording will look in a particular font, it is not an exact representation of how your topper will look as our team will need to manipulate the font to ensure that the topper is cut as one piece. 

Thanks for letting us be part of your celebration! We hope you will share your product in action with us by tagging #creatingmonkies on socials. 

 

 

 

 

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  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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Momx4
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★★★★★ 5
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★★★★★ 2
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First off, I have read over half of this book, but ultimately decided to put it down because it had a low signal-to-noise ratio. If the second half is filled with magic, I apologize in advance. What I liked: * The author is very honest. He does not shy away from discussing his failures (and successes). * The postmortem on the game "Life of Pixel" was especially good. * Interviews from various indie studios are sprinkled throughout. What I did not like: * A number of pieces of information were already out-of-date. This makes me think that the concepts should have been discussed at a higher level. For example, specifics about game engine costs are discussed. These numbers have changed since E3 of this year. Definitely recheck any information before formulating a plan based on the book's recommendations. * The indie studio interviews are a wasted opportunity in that they each interview has the same set of questions. It's like a questionnaire was sent out via email and the responses were pasted into the book. * When discussing commercial options, such as engines or other software packages, blurbs once again appear to be cut-and-pasted (this time verbatim from the package's web site). * Some of the advice is too broad and too light. For example, when writing about how to create a press release, the author discuss how to write in the active voice. I'm frankly not looking for writing tips in my Indie Game Developer Handbook. * The book is filled with tons of web links. My paperback copy was not so useful here. I ultimately left the book with the impression that the information would have been much better in the form of a blog. The author could have really gone in depth with the parts of the book that shined while keeping the surveys of topics in a form that serves them better (i.e. web links on the web).
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As a writer of science fiction and fantasy I had already looked into the physical aspects of the worlds I was creating, but I quickly realized I needed to include society and culture in the worldbuilding. I started a search for information, questionairres, or guidelines to use and found very little that would be helpful to me as a writer. Until I came across this book. It's exactly what I needed. It touches on multiple aspects of beliefs and practices and asks questions to help you think through what you want for your worlds, even if it's mostly backgroud. A very useful tool.
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