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Visigoths vs Mall Goths

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Visigoths vs Mall GothsVisigoths vs. Mall Goths is a roleplaying game and dating sim about the conflicts and romances among the warriors who sacked ancient Rome and 20th century spooky teens, set in a shopping mall in a Los Angeles suburb in 1996. The plot structure of Visigoths vs. Mall Goths resembles an open world videogame RPG. Designed for either one shot or campaign play, each adventure episode offers several quests that you may choose to pursue (or ignore), and the

Visigoths vs. Mall Goths is a roleplaying game and dating sim about the conflicts and romances among the warriors who sacked ancient Rome and 20th century spooky teens, set in a shopping mall in a Los Angeles suburb in 1996.

The plot structure of Visigoths vs. Mall Goths resembles an open-world videogame RPG. Designed for either one-shot or campaign play, each adventure episode offers several quests that you may choose to pursue (or ignore), and the mall setting is packed with many strange retro marvels to discover. Or you can just replay the game over and over to kiss all the kissable clerks.

This book includes:

  • An original, easy-to-learn gameplay system that fits on a single page
  • Detailed instructions for creating 3 types of Visigoths and 3 types of Mall Goths
  • A fully developed mall setting, featuring 17 store and 24 clerks from a variety of cultures/subcultures
  • Clerks come with rad and bummer qualities, a list of best friends, and a list of exes.
  • Printable character sheets, mall maps, game rules, and clock
  • A list of embarrassing traits and a system for using them to help your friends
  • An emo battle system based on hurt feelings
  • A guide to safety and having fun
  • 6 adventure episodes to help you plan one-shot sessions or a multi-session campaign

Nominated for ENnie Award for Best Writing!

This game was created by local game designer Lucian Khan. Check out Lucian's 2-player RPG Dead Friend!

Details

System: Custom
Mechanic: GM & 6-Sided Dice
Number of Players: 4 - 6, plus facilitator
Genre: Modern, Fantasy
Tone: Light-Hearted
Themes: Exploration, Romance, Companionship

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Mark Weinberg
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Stable, attractive, and easy to turn into a table with your choice of top
Size: side table leg
The X-shape of the table legs - constructed with solid metal flanges, T-joints, X-joints and 1-inch diameter pipes - provides a strong and sturdy base for a wood top. The legs have adjustable feet pads to prevent scratches and ensure stability. Assembly of the legs is relatively simple (the instructions are clear) but you will need your own tools to attach a top. The industrial design is especially well suited to rec room or finished basement use. I am adding a 28" diameter raw edge slab of wood from a recently felled tree as the top and it is very attractive. (Photo unavailable because after I made certain it would work I sent the slab out for drying and finishing.) If you want a custom table and have a particular piece of wood you want to use, these legs are an excellent choice.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2026
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Grammar Guru
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Very nice kit: Beware it is NOT heavy duty plumbing pipe though!
Size: side table leg
I want to give this kit a high rating, but I need to address the "truth in advertising" bit since there may be an important disconnect between what you think you are getting and what actually comes in the box. Black plumbing used for shelving or table legs is part of an important niche in interior design. I like the industrial loft look myself and have a variety of glass, steel, and masonry elements in my home. This kit fits that look and provides plenty of "strength" for most domestic uses, like shelves or coffee tables. But they are NOT "industrial pipe" or "maximum durability pipe." Note the phrase "cast iron finish feet," which together with the other claims might lead you to think these are cast plumbing fittings. They are NOT! The feet and flanges feel like electrical conduit fittings, and the pipe sections are likely aluminum. They might be electrical or they might be multi-use, lightweight pipe. While all this might lead you to think that you're getting a truly retro, heavy-duty pipe kit made of black plumbing pipe, you are not. But, does it matter? Depends. I find the lighter pipe's smooth finish a nice "tone-down" from the rough plumbing look. All together, this kit provides plenty of strength for most furniture and the rustic pipe look, but with a nicer, lighter finish. To me that is a plus--this is a very nice kit and costs less that if you'd pieced it together from real plumbing parts (I priced it out to compare), and looks retro but cleaner. I knew what to expect because while I got this kit free on Vine, I had purchased a nearly identical kit from another seller last year. So, I'm giving it 5 stars for what it actually is and for the price, JUST BE AWARE THE NARRATIVE IS MISLEADING. Which is unfortunate because just like some people might want the heavier pipe, I'm betting more would be attracted to the look with a cleaner, lighter feel.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2025
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Michelle bullard
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Stable and easy to assemble
I used these to support a heavy piece of countertop would to create a side table. Looks great and holds steady.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2023
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Charles Clerici
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Great
All pieces cut to perfection, went together perfectly
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Reviewed in the United States on October 22, 2023
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judith stevens
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 1
Some of the components are plastic
This is not a heavy duty application what so ever . One of the flanges broke . We do not recommend this product
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Reviewed in the United States on July 5, 2024

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