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Shark Week is Fake NewsDescription Welp Shark Week has done it again. Jaws is going to fight Mike Tyson for Shark Week. Hasn't 2020 been hard enough? Shark Week, you are Fake News, but Anti Shark Week is very REAL. Not only are we subjugated to watching high definition slow motion snuff films of breaching white sharks devouring our pinneped brothers and sisters, but now they try and openly lie to us. First, it was the great Michael Phelps racing a white shark and now its
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Welp... Shark Week has done it again.
Jaws is going to fight Mike Tyson for Shark Week. Hasn't 2020 been hard enough?
Shark Week, you are Fake News, but Anti-Shark Week is very REAL.
Not only are we subjugated to watching high definition slow motion snuff films of breaching white sharks devouring our pinneped brothers and sisters, but now they try and openly lie to us. First, it was the great Michael Phelps racing a white shark and now its the legend Mike Tyson going mano y fisho against Jaws. Does Shark Week think we are idiots? Sharks market themselves, why do we need gimics to watch? This should be insulting to everyone.
Jaws in the 3rd round.
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Shirt Material: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester. *Athletic Heather 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester
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