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Never Take a Shark to the Dentist: (and Other Things Not to Do)There are many things you should never, ever, ever do. Like sit next to a porcupine on the subway (ouch ). Or hold hands with a lobster (double ouch ). Or take a shark to the dentist (triple ouch ). Bestselling author JUDI BARRETT and imaginative illustrator JOHN NICKLE give us a raucous look at the perils of taking giraffes to the movies, goats to the library, and pigs out to lunch and other such silly stuff. Binding Type: Hardcover Publisher:
There are many things you should never, ever, ever do. Like sit next to a porcupine on the subway (ouch ). Or hold hands with a lobster (double ouch ). Or take a shark to the dentist (triple ouch ). Bestselling author JUDI BARRETT and imaginative illustrator JOHN NICKLE give us a raucous look at the perils of taking giraffes to the movies, goats to the library, and pigs out to lunch...and other such silly stuff.Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Atheneum Books for Young Readers
Published: 03/04/2008
ISBN: 9781416907244
Pages: 34
Weight: 0.84lbs
Size: 8.83h x 10.11w x 0.42d
Review Citations: Kirkus Review - Children 01/01/2008 pg. 36
Publishers Weekly 02/04/2008 pg. 55
School Library Journal 05/01/2008 pg. 92
Booklist 04/01/2008 pg. 56
Hornbook Guide to Children 10/01/2008 pg. 291 - Recommended, Satisfactory
Hornbook Guide to Children 07/01/2008 pg. 291 - Recommended, Satisfactory
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★★★★★ 5
Simple, fragrance-free base lotion that plays well under sunscreen
Size: 18 Ounce (Pack of 1)
I bought this as a moisturizing base before beach days, on my dermatologist s-style routine: at home I apply this lotion first, let it sink in, then tanning cream, and then layer broad-spectrum sunscreen (SPF) on top. The goal was an even, soft, brown tan without that tight, dry feeling after sun and salt. In this role, it worked well for me. I didn’t finish the bottle over the season, and now I use it after the shower as my everyday body lotion.
Why I chose it (and what actually “works” here):
It’s fragrance-free and non-comedogenic, so it’s basic and gentle.
The key active is colloidal oatmeal, a classic skin protectant that helps soothe and support the moisture barrier.
Value for money was the clincher: a big bottle, simple formula, no extras I don’t need.
Real-life notes from first use:
It’s not ultra-rich (don’t expect a heavy occlusive butter), but as a daily hydrator or under-SPF base, it’s reliable and comfortable .The texture is fast-absorbing and non-greasy on my slightly dry skin.
So, a straightforward, affordable oatmeal lotion that kept my skin calm under sunscreen in summer and now does the job after showers. No complaints—just a workhorse moisturizer that earns its keep.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 14, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great lotion, not smelly
Size: 18 Ounce (Pack of 6)
Our go-to moisturizing lotion. Great price, and the best lotion we've used. And not fragrant!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good basic lotion
Size: 18 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Moisturizes and is good quality but it has a terrible smell until drying and then it has no scent
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