Portland Spleen
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Portland Spleen

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Portland SpleenPORTLAND EST MORT, VIVE PORTLAND! Were all sick of it. The trash, the violence, the dysfunction, the incompetence. The country is going to shit and even the most blithely optimistic Pollyannas among us are feeling a little queasy these days. Of course, you remember what happens to Pollyanna at the end of the book? Spoiler alert: she fucking dies. So how do you keep going when everything around you is falling apart? You rely on your inner strength, of

PORTLAND EST MORT, VIVE PORTLAND!

WeÕre all sick of it. The trash, the violence, the dysfunction, the incompetence. The country is going to shit and even the most blithely optimistic Pollyannas among us are feeling a little queasy these days. Of course, you remember what happens to Pollyanna at the end of the book? Spoiler alert: she fucking dies.
So how do you keep going when everything around you is falling apart? You rely on your inner strength, of course, that core of molten willpower that keeps your rusted jalopy chugging forward when you want nothing so much as to let yourself collapse. You left the highway long ago and while you do have a map, youÕve become so reliant on GPS that you donÕt remember how to read it, and of course thereÕs no service out here, and itÕs getting dark and cold and youÕre afraid if you pull over to sleep you wonÕt wake up.
And then you feel something solid beneath your wheels, like a sheet of wood, followed by another and another, and while itÕs so bumpy you can feel your teeth rattle in your skull, itÕs at least a path of some sort, so not knowing what else to do, you follow it.

Friends, I invite you so slap a Keep Portland Weird sticker on your bumper, right next to the COEXIST one, and come with me on a bone-jarring journey into the splintery heart of Stumptown. ItÕs time to go for a drive on The Great Plank Road.

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Joshua Murray
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
recommend
Size: 32 oz, Style: 32 Fl Oz, Pattern Name: Lube
great price
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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026
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Christopher C.
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 4
Does not come with a pump.
Size: 32 oz, Style: 32 Fl Oz, Pattern Name: Lube
The Good: Changing the fluid in the lower unit is a very easy DIY job. This can save you hundreds of dollars each year by doing it yourself. The Bad: You need a special pump to change the oil, and sometimes it comes with the gear lube. Unfortunately this product did not come with it. Luckily my neighbor had an extra one from changing the lube a different boat laying around and was able to use that. The Ugly: If you have to go get the pump, that could cost a few extra dollar but is just an extra nuisance. The pumps are interchangable but you just need to clean it between uses (DON'T MIX DIFFERENT OIL BRANDS)
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Reviewed in the United States on October 28, 2025
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Joe H.
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Works fine in outdrive
Size: 32 oz, Style: 32 Fl Oz, Pattern Name: Lube
Good gear oil. Purple dye for leak detection
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2026
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luv2safari
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Good Quality
Size: 32 oz, Style: 32 Fl Oz, Pattern Name: Lube
Always the best quality.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Well made materials.
Arrived on time and well packaged. Good quality materials and exact fit. Perfect fit, Easy to install. Make sure to review installation instruction. Don't put the gaskets in the wrong place. Will buy again from this vender.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 17, 2025

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