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Paranoia Roleplaying Game: Core BookMany roleplaying games have rules that are applied objectively so players can help each other do heroic things like saving yet another kingdom, fighting more orcs, or something else that has been done repeatedly in other RPGs. That is not this game. This is the Paranoia roleplaying game. This is one of those rulebooks thats fun to read and even more fun to play. Paranoia does not take itself seriously, so we can find dark humour in bureaucracy,
Many roleplaying games have rules that are applied objectively so players can help each other do heroic things like saving yet another kingdom, fighting more orcs, or something else that has been done repeatedly in other RPGs. That is not this game. This is the Paranoia roleplaying game. This is one of those rulebooks that’s fun to read and even more fun to play. Paranoia does not take itself seriously, so we can find dark humour in bureaucracy, politics, businesses, and a lot more. No sacred cows but one–make sure the GM and players are all having a great time. Is that not refreshing for a roleplaying game? Maybe that is why this science fiction RPG has won lots of awards over the years. In this darkly humorous roleplaying game, The Computer loves you but it is insane happy. You will be sent on impossible glamorous missions filled with Catch-22s fun and satire safety. Your teammates are out to kill support you, and you are out to kill protect them. All in all, your missions will be dangerous entertaining and you will likely die to be promoted. And here it is, a brand-new edition for the modern world. Surely there is nothing happening these days worthy of satire, right?
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★★★★★ 5
Elegant tray
Size: 9" x 6.2" x 2.2", Color: Khaki Green
Nice tray. The green is a very dull brownish green, nice if you’re looking for something classic. Perfect to hold my partners few colognes and watch.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Quality
Size: 9" x 6.2" x 2.2", Color: Black (Gold)
Quality is very good and it fit perfectly for my husband's phone, wallet, etc. Bought another one for his dresser to hold his colognes.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great easy storage that looks nice
Size: 9" x 6.2" x 2.2", Color: Black (Gold)
Great catch-all bin for wallet, keys, etc.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Works great!
Size: 9" x 6.2" x 2.2", Color: Black (Silver)
Super cute and serves its purpose. My husband has a place to put his keys and wallet without scratching the dresser.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good quality! Looks great!
Size: 9" x 6.2" x 2.2", Color: Black (Silver)
This is a well made valet. It is just the right size for the small table that I wanted it for. The leather seems of good quality and the silver metal accent gives it a nice touch that blends well with my decor! This is definitely a nice buy if you are looking for a valet! For my needs, I wanted one with a leather interior vs the velvet or suede so it would be easier to clean - this fit the bill!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2025