Custom - Have Your People Call My People - Removable Patch

Custom - Have Your People Call My People - Removable PatchCustom Patch Have Your People Call My PeopleWhether you're a social pup, a wandering human, or just someone who likes to look important, this patch says, Talk to my assistant. Even if your assistant is just your grandma. Great for dogs who network at the dog park. Even better for people who ghost after brunch. Custom bottom line fits up to 15 characters, so drop a phone number, pager code (hello 90s), or your exs number if you're feeling chaotic.

📞 Custom Patch – Have Your People Call My People
Whether you're a social pup, a wandering human, or just someone who likes to look important, this patch says, “Talk to my assistant.” Even if your assistant is just your grandma.

🐶 Great for dogs who network at the dog park.
👤 Even better for people who ghost after brunch.
📱 Custom bottom line fits up to 15 characters, so drop a phone number, pager code (hello 90s), or your ex’s number if you're feeling chaotic.

🧵 Customizable & Clever:

• Bold, clear main message

• 1 line at the bottom (15 characters max) for a phone number, alias, or mysterious contact info

• Works great as a safety patch or just a personality booster

📏 Perfectly Patch-Sized:

• 3” wide x 2” tall – not too big, not too basic

• Eye-catching but won’t steal your thunder (unless you want it to)

🪝 Stick It Like You Mean It:

• Hook backing is 100% compatible with Velcro® surfaces

• Need to attach it to something else? Grab an iron-on or sew-on loop backing and you’re golden

PATCH CARE

Keep Your Patch Game Strong

🧼 Storage Hack – Store patches face-to-face so the hook backing doesn’t snag on stuff.
🧼 Wash Like a Pro – Cold cycle only—think of it as a refresh, not a punishment.
🧼 Air Dry, Don’t Fry – No dryers. Let them chill naturally.
🧼 No Softeners, No Irons – Unless you want a melted disaster, let’s skip the ironing.

Take care of your patches, and they’ll take care of your rep.