'welcome to the shit show.' Statement Plate
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'welcome to the shit show.' Statement Plate

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'welcome to the shit show.' Statement PlateSet the tone (and the table) with our unapologetically bold Statement Lunch Plate, featuring the hilarious and honest slogan: "welcome to the shit show." Crafted from premium stoneware, this plate is made for those who serve their meals with a side of sarcasm and a whole lot of personality. With a 20. 5cm diameter, its ideal for lunches, small bites, or adding a humorous touch to your next dinner party. Whether you're hosting chaos or just embracing

Set the tone (and the table) with our unapologetically bold Statement Lunch Plate, featuring the hilarious and honest slogan: "welcome to the shit show." Crafted from premium stoneware, this plate is made for those who serve their meals with a side of sarcasm and a whole lot of personality.

With a 20.5cm diameter, it’s ideal for lunches, small bites, or adding a humorous touch to your next dinner party. Whether you're hosting chaos or just embracing it, this funny slogan plate makes sure your table doesn’t go unnoticed.

Durable, dishwasher-safe, and undeniably entertaining, it’s perfect for anyone who loves to entertain with style—and a sense of humour. Because let’s face it: not every dinner party goes to plan, but your tableware can still look great.

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James
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Almost indestructible would recommend
I have owned the Monster K9 Indestructible Ball for one and a half years, and it has proven to be the most durable ball I have used for my German Shepherd. Out of all the balls we have tried, this one has lasted the longest under frequent, heavy chewing. Although my dog has finally managed to chew through it, I remain very satisfied with the product’s overall longevity and performance. I would definitely recommend purchasing this ball to other dog owners, especially those with strong chewers. It has provided exceptional play value over an extended period of time. One area for improvement is the warranty process. While the product advertising mentions a free replacement, there is no clear guidance on how to submit a claim, and I found it difficult to locate that information. Providing straightforward instructions for warranty claims would enhance the overall customer experience. Overall, this is a high-quality, long-lasting ball that I would recommend, particularly for large or powerful dogs.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2026
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T-gal
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
So far, so good!
Finally! A toy my 55 pound, 18 month old puppy hasn’t destroyed in minutes, and one she actually LOVES playing with. It has a really cool bounce and she loves chasing it and it’s easy for her to grab and run back to me with. So glad it wasn’t another waste of money. My only suggestions are to make this in a fun color other than black, and to make other just as strong toys besides a donut (she already has 2 other donuts from different companies which surprisingly have weathered her jaws) and add a squeaker to one of these ultra strong toys. More than chasing the ball, she loves squeaking!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
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Melissa j
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
10/10 Great game changer for aggressive chewers
After a scary experience where our Doberman ingested part of a toy and needed emergency surgery, we had to get rid of all plush toys and small balls in our house. Replacing everything felt overwhelming. This ball has been fantastic. It’s truly built for aggressive chewers and holds up incredibly well. It’s perfect for fetch, strong enough for tug-of-war, and the bounce is excellent, which keeps our dog fully engaged during self-play when he’s entertaining himself. That unpredictable bounce makes it exciting without being unsafe. Most importantly, it gives us peace of mind. No shredding, no chunks coming off, no felt cover and constant worry about ingestion. Since having to replace all of his previous toys and balls, this one has stood out as the best by far. If you have a large, powerful dog—especially a Doberman—or a dog who destroys toys quickly, this is a must-have. Durable, safe, and genuinely fun. 10/10, highly recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2026
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Crystal Knapp
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Finally, a sturdy oversized ball my boy can't destroy! And can pick up easily
This is just wonderful! My dog has destroyed all other balls! I think this is finally one he cannot destroy. And I love the holes so he can pick it up and throw it himself. LOL. And it BOUNCES, bringing him endless joy and skill in catching it. Cause you don't know which way it will bounce off the ground. Oversize was just right for him. Glad to have found this great sturdy ball.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026
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Kristi V.
Draper, US
★★★★★ 4
Almost perfect...upraised logo should be left off
This toy is great for relentless chewers with strong jaws! It would be almost perfect if it didn't have a "K9" logo in raised rubber on it. That is the place that my aggressive chewer shepherd/bulldog mix focuses on and is able to get small chunks off. Without that logo, he would chew the ball more evenly, instead of fixating on that one spot. He loves this ball and has chewed on it for about an hour off & on each of the 11 days he has had it. Although it is very durable so far, the flaw is the upraised logo.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2026

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