Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift Flask
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Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift Flask

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Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift FlaskBreak Glass Only When Absolutely Necessary. The Fire Alarm Pull Station flask is a perfectly unhinged tribute to stress, sarcasm, and knowing exactly when its time to pull the lever. Designed for those whove heard the alarms, answered the calls, and earned the right to laugh about it, this stainless steel hip flask delivers inside humor with a straight face. Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food grade,

Break Glass Only When Absolutely Necessary.

The Fire Alarm Pull Station flask is a perfectly unhinged tribute to stress, sarcasm, and knowing exactly when it’s time to pull the lever. Designed for those who’ve heard the alarms, answered the calls, and earned the right to laugh about it, this stainless steel hip flask delivers inside humor with a straight face.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, rugged, and easy to carry, it’s ideal for off-duty moments, shift gifts, station laughs, or anyone who knows how quickly things escalate.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a perfect gift for firefighters, EMTs, paramedics, dispatchers, first responders, or anyone who lives life one alarm at a time.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling — because false alarms are bad enough without spills.
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Key Features

  • 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

  • Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

  • Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

  • Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

  • Dishwasher safe

  • Compact, travel-friendly design

  • Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” × 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)

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Erik Reyes
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★★★★★ 5
A must have for fans
Format: Hardcover
If you are a AC fan l, this is a must have!!! The encyclopedia of the AC universe, I had the previous version of this book, but this one contains much more includes the story’s from the games, movie and even the comic’s. 100% a must have if you are a fan!
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Awesome accompaniment to the games!
Format: Hardcover
This book is a huge win for my daughter! She loves it. She's playing through all the Assassin's Creed games and always tells me how the game graphics and story correlate beautifully with the book images. Accurate information that coincides with the games. Quality binding and pages. Would absolutely recommend to anyone who is a fan of the franchise. This makes an excellent gift.
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★★★★★ 5
Assassins Creed The Essential Guide
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Pretty big book with a lot of Assassins Creed lore and info. Definitely worth the money for hardcore AC fans like me. I have played and replayed all the games and this book still taught me things i didn’t know which is great. Book is made of high quality pages with great pictures. Overall im super glad i picked this up.
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DH
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★★★★★ 5
Good book for AC fans
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The packaging is not protective enough, but the damage is still within the acceptable range for me.
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A must for fans of the AC franchise and looks nice on your coffee table, too.
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