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Adult Nursery Rhymes BookEver wondered what really happened when Jack and Jill went up that hill? Want to find out what Humpty Dumpty got up to in his spare time? Now you can with our outrageous Adult Nursery Rhymes! Filled with with explicit interpretations of classic tales, this parody book is a hilarious novelty gift for friends! BE WARNED NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN (or those with a delicate disposition)!
Ever wondered what really happened when Jack and Jill went up that hill? Want to find out what Humpty Dumpty got up to in his spare time? Now you can with our outrageous Adult Nursery Rhymes!
Filled with with explicit interpretations of classic tales, this parody book is a hilarious novelty gift for friends! BE WARNED - NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN (or those with a delicate disposition)!
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★★★★★ 5
Our first babies favorite and longest lasting ball yet and he is fixing to be 7.
Style: Ball, Size: Medium (Pack of 2), Style: Ball, Size: Medium (Pack of 2)
Toughest ball we have found yet. Our doberman loves Chuckit! Balls especially the crunch one. He spreads all the balls and toys we have bought but these lasted the longest. The crunch and the glow in the dark are usually his pick but he has several different choices.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great animal toy with squeaker for $5!
$5 what a great price! Am very happy and the dog was very happy!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Gus the goose Buster's new bff
My pitbull terrier loves his goose and has not tore this up but he had not tried either. He's funny with soft toys but loves A good tug of war or actual chew toy.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 25, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Fun Goose Dog Toy
I have a small dog with about 20 plush toys to play with. Added to her inventory now is the ILC Buy Interactive Goose Toy for Small Breeds. It took me a while to figure out where the toy "squeaks", and it makes the noise when the white banded neck around the goose is squeezed. My dog took an immediate liking to the toy and loves to carry it around the house, shaking her head back and forth with the goose in her mouth.
It appears to be made primarily of burlap (see pictures) and is about 12-13" in length. Fortunately, my dog doesn't destroy toys, as some (probably larger) dogs do, so it appears to be pretty sturdy and well-made. After a week of playing with it regularly, the toy still looks brand new. I like the coloring and the size of the goose, and this is a nice addition to my dog's playtime routine. It is also priced appropriately for a dog toy of its size and quality.
Recommended. Made in China.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 3, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Durable toy with a single squeaker
This goose seems to be made of fairly durable fabric. It's not flimsy. I had a hard time finding the squeaker in it at first, but then I realized the squeaker is located in the white neck!
My medium border collie grabbed it first. Then my pitbull figured out where the squeaker was and ran around squeaking it for a while, which is her favorite thing to do. So this toy did get some interest from the pitbull especially. She isn't one to chew things up but really enjoys toys that make noise. Since the squeaker is in the skinny neck portion, it made it easy for her to grab hold of it and squeak it over and over again.
I am giving this 4 stars only because in the whole long body of this toy, the neck has the only squeaker. I think it would have been better and more stimulating for my dogs if it had multiple squeakers or even some crinkles in the rest of the body...at least some crinkles in the flat feet of the duck. The sole attraction is that one squeaker in the neck. So it could be better, but I do like that it isn't super plush and full of stuffing that would be torn up in 5 minutes like most toys.
My pitbull actually took this to another room away from her three sisters, so that means she really wanted to play with this by herself. That's a good sign.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 28, 2025