Stepmother: Calvary Greetings - VINYL LP
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Stepmother: Calvary Greetings - VINYL LP

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Stepmother: Calvary Greetings - VINYL LPTitle: Calvary Greetings Artist: Stepmother Label: Megaphone Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 616822020210 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2015 10 16 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: LIMITED EDITION Edition of 200; includes hand numbered inner sleeve. Stepmother is Lukas Simonis (Dull Schicksal, VRIL, Coolhaven), Jeroen Visser, Bill Gilonis (The Work, The Hat Shoes, Hail), and David Kerman (5UU's, Present, Thinking Plague, Aranis). Anglo American Dutch

Title: Calvary Greetings
Artist: Stepmother
Label: Megaphone
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 616822020210
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2015-10-16
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: LIMITED EDITION

Edition of 200; includes hand-numbered inner sleeve. Stepmother is Lukas Simonis (Dull Schicksal, VRIL, Coolhaven...), Jeroen Visser, Bill Gilonis (The Work, The Hat Shoes, Hail...), and David Kerman (5UU's, Present, Thinking Plague, Aranis...). Anglo-American-Dutch post-punk prog-rock and experimental soundscapes with a dash of Monty Python thrown in. A reunion of an '80s band that never existed (but should have): twangy guitars, nifty keyboards, zany drumming, vocal histrionics a la The Rutles (well, sort of), lop-sided rhythms, regurgitated spam lyrics. What more could you ask for? The journey we are taken on introduces us to mass murderer Curtis Lemay, Serge Gainsbourg, sex ads, neo-liberal communism, Nigerian online scams, neo-surrealist blabbering, and Dickensian psycho fluff. But the record is much more than a sum of it's parts - and it's beautifully packaged to boot, with artwork by Alfred Boland. Bill Gilonis: voice, guitar, bass, keyboards, clarinet, stylophone; Lukas Simonis: voice, guitar, wooden thing; Jeroen Visser: voice, bass, organ, synth, clarinet, baritone sax; David Kerman: drums, percussion.

Tracks:
1.1 01. Calvary Greetings (2:46)
1.2 02. Amoeba Antipodes (3:41)
1.3 03. Access It Before It's Too Late (3:58)
1.4 04. the Moonlight Visitor (3:55)
1.5 05. Ever Wanted Your Mum (2:48)
1.6 06. TBTF (1:55)
1.7 07. Elevator (1:35)
1.8 08. Laisse Tomber Les Filles (1:41)
1.9 09. Great Trading Days (4:55)
1.10 10. Intimacy and Polarity (3:16)
1.11 11. Malnutrition with a Mind (1:59)
1.12 12. Rot Said My Aunt (4:47)
1.13 13. Sinkhole (6:10)
1.14 14. Fuckfriend (0:37)
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