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Stepmother: Calvary Greetings - VINYL LPTitle: Calvary Greetings Artist: Stepmother Label: Megaphone Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 616822020210 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2015 10 16 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: LIMITED EDITION Edition of 200; includes hand numbered inner sleeve. Stepmother is Lukas Simonis (Dull Schicksal, VRIL, Coolhaven), Jeroen Visser, Bill Gilonis (The Work, The Hat Shoes, Hail), and David Kerman (5UU's, Present, Thinking Plague, Aranis). Anglo American Dutch
Title: Calvary GreetingsArtist: Stepmother
Label: Megaphone
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 616822020210
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2015-10-16
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: LIMITED EDITION
Edition of 200; includes hand-numbered inner sleeve. Stepmother is Lukas Simonis (Dull Schicksal, VRIL, Coolhaven...), Jeroen Visser, Bill Gilonis (The Work, The Hat Shoes, Hail...), and David Kerman (5UU's, Present, Thinking Plague, Aranis...). Anglo-American-Dutch post-punk prog-rock and experimental soundscapes with a dash of Monty Python thrown in. A reunion of an '80s band that never existed (but should have): twangy guitars, nifty keyboards, zany drumming, vocal histrionics a la The Rutles (well, sort of), lop-sided rhythms, regurgitated spam lyrics. What more could you ask for? The journey we are taken on introduces us to mass murderer Curtis Lemay, Serge Gainsbourg, sex ads, neo-liberal communism, Nigerian online scams, neo-surrealist blabbering, and Dickensian psycho fluff. But the record is much more than a sum of it's parts - and it's beautifully packaged to boot, with artwork by Alfred Boland. Bill Gilonis: voice, guitar, bass, keyboards, clarinet, stylophone; Lukas Simonis: voice, guitar, wooden thing; Jeroen Visser: voice, bass, organ, synth, clarinet, baritone sax; David Kerman: drums, percussion.
Tracks:
1.1 01. Calvary Greetings (2:46)
1.2 02. Amoeba Antipodes (3:41)
1.3 03. Access It Before It's Too Late (3:58)
1.4 04. the Moonlight Visitor (3:55)
1.5 05. Ever Wanted Your Mum (2:48)
1.6 06. TBTF (1:55)
1.7 07. Elevator (1:35)
1.8 08. Laisse Tomber Les Filles (1:41)
1.9 09. Great Trading Days (4:55)
1.10 10. Intimacy and Polarity (3:16)
1.11 11. Malnutrition with a Mind (1:59)
1.12 12. Rot Said My Aunt (4:47)
1.13 13. Sinkhole (6:10)
1.14 14. Fuckfriend (0:37)
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★★★★★ 5
Great ball for heavy chewers
Style: Assorted Balls (Pack of 3), Size: 2.5 inch
Great toy for my Doberman. She chews through tennis balls in about 15 minutes but these are very durable. She likes to chase them but also just chew on them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Durable
Style: Fetch Balls (Pack of 2), Size: 3 inch
Very bouncy. I like the noise it makes when you throw it. Pretty durable. Good size. Dog loves to play with them. Good material. Easy to use.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
★★★★★ 4
My dog loves glowing fetch at night!
Style: Glow Balls (Pack of 3), Size: 2.5 inch
Fantastic. Sturdy. My dog loves them
Glow in the dark is great for fetch at night. I keep a flashlight with me because the glow doesn't last really long. But they charge very quickly and are really bright.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 22, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Indestructible
Style: Fetch Balls (Pack of 2), Size: 3 inch
These balls are indestructible! We have a lab and a lab mix and they CANNOT damage these balls. They love them for fetch and to just chew on them (slightly squishy, but NO damage). Best toys we have bought for them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great trial set. Just be careful throwing the orange one!
Style: Assorted Balls (Pack of 3), Size: 2.5 inch
Blue isn't that easy to see in the yard
White charges with bright light/UV and is truly a game changer for night-time fetch. Both dogs clearly favor it.
Orange is easy to see in the grass at day
They're 3 different weights as well, so double trial. I prefer medium for my big dogs, though light performs well too
The orange is HEAVY and unyielding. Do NOT throw it with a ball thrower. It could damage your house or knock your dog out. Seems tough though.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 16, 2026
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