I like you. Well, PARTS of you.

I like you. Well, PARTS of you.Alcohol, sex and drugs. To most people that is rock 'n roll. But to Tim 'TS' Schroeder it was only another weeknight. For years TS chronicled his experiences ranging from unknowingly becoming an international drug mule, to riding a bed in front of 25,000 people to a girlfriend with inflatable breast implants. Fueled by a mix of booze and junk food with a cast of friends who would just as soon leave him in the gutter as have his back, readers delighted

Alcohol, sex and drugs. To most people that is rock 'n roll. But to Tim 'TS' Schroeder it was only another weeknight.

For years TS chronicled his experiences ranging from unknowingly becoming an international drug mule, to riding a bed in front of 25,000 people to a girlfriend with inflatable breast implants.

Fueled by a mix of booze and junk food with a cast of friends who would just as soon leave him in the gutter as have his back, readers delighted and cringed with TS each step of the way, laughing at his blind trust or cursing at his male chauvinism after he described his latest female conquest.

It seemed no one was off limits in his world, including TS himself. Now he expands on some his more ridiculous adventures as well as introducing the world to the woman who finally got him to settle down, for at least a little while.